Samantha Marquez

[Samantha Marquez @sosammyyy]

me driving around with all my check engine lights on

[Samantha Marquez @sosammyyy]

Acción

[PIKO @pogobang]

“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

[m! @ntrphl]

HE ASKED ME TO BE HIS LONG DISTANCE NO COMMITMENT PRIVATE AND SECRET SITUATIONSHIPPPPP 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

I'm not gonna waste millions of dollars on a commercial

[vo @vanillaopinions]

we live in the dumbest timeline

[Samantha Marquez @sosammyyy]

Every night I get really excited thinking about the coffee I’m going to have in the morning.

[Samantha Marquez @sosammyyy]

Should I get a perm

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me at the job i begged god for

[Spindia. @Voyage_To_India]

I ain’t forget yall was butt naked with that red filter on two three years ago

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Saeko Trump

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[Baby @Jasminearmanii]

Me if I was runnin shit fr

[rafa @rafa_vinhas]

hot summer nights mid july

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

Some days I feel exactly like her.