Jeff

Father, Husband, Reasonable Human Being

[Jeff @sosorryworld]

@realDonaldTrump @jaketapper If you take P O T U S & remove the T U, you end up with POS...coincidence?
Additional fun fact...TU mean's "you" in Spanish, which is funny, because Trump doesn't care about you (especially if you speak Spanish), he only cares about himself, so we've come full circle back to POS.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

America hasn't seen screw worms since 1966. You can thank Donald J. Trump

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

Wouldn’t this technically be voter fraud

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

The President of the United States has discovered that a pool can be longer than a skyscraper is tall.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Unfortunately, the Russian side once again chooses war – everyone heard the response today. Weak response. He simply does not want to end the war.

I think many around the world were disappointed by that response. He does not want to change anything, and he does not want to admit that this war appeals only to him – and to those who are making money off him. They were all smiling very broadly today.

That means Russia must have less money, and there must be more pressure on Russia.

I thank everyone who is helping us. I thank everyone who stands with Ukraine and wants a real peace.

[Rep. James Walkinshaw @Rep_Walkinshaw]

.@PamBondi accused me of “misrepresenting” her Epstein files interview.

Then the transcript dropped.

Turns out I quoted her word for word, 100% accurate.

[Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

I asked Senate Republicans who among them thought Trump’s slush fund was a good idea. None replied and silence filled the chamber.

I then offered Republicans a chance to shut it down by voting for my amendment.

They chose not to. They are simply too scared of crossing this corrupt president.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Someone called him "Commander In Sleep" and an angel got its wings.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @SecretaryWright: Some deep questions for your deep thoughts:

-Did you know the sun still shines during winter?

-Did you know that solar panels rely on sunlight rather than warmth?

In fact, solar panels can operate even more efficiently during the winter.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The President is not well. He can’t stay awake at important White House events and cabinet meetings.

@WhiteHouse needs to come clean about why trump takes so many trips to the hospital and why doctors keep giving trump cognitive tests.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Shhhhhhhhh, don't wake the baby.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

MAGA: “we don’t want woke people!”

Trump:

[Jeff @sosorryworld]

@AdamKinzinger The
Leaning
Tower
of
Pisa-Crap

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Lol remember when conservatives would lose their shit if you dared to try and take down a confederate statue saying don't erase our culture and history? Classic. These toilet fish are the absolute worst.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Ya'll remember when the US set up a coup operation and kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, stole a shit ton of oil, and then put the money in an offshore account, or have y'all already forgotten with all the other dystopian shit distractions???

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

Trump has received new orders from Putin.

The US is scrapping plans to supply Tomahawk cruise missiles to Germany due to concerns that Russia might view the deployment as an escalation – Politico.

[Jeff @sosorryworld]

@SenBillCassidy A terrible outcome, because Senator Bill Cassidy chose cowardice and self-preservation over the health and well-being of Americans. Too little, too late, Senator. Fuck Off.

[Jonathan Reiner @JReinerMD]

If only there was a Senator who could have prevented RFK Jr from becoming HHS Sec.