Gary Mawby

I'm not on the run and I'm not wanted for a crime I did commit. I only hope the A Team can see the funny side.

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@bracealmighty

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@MittensOff Why didn't you stop at the first safe table you arrived at?

[The Old Romantics @TheRottenRetro1]

Our shameless #qatar #podcast is allowing us to share news on the dearly departed - making us the modern day equivalent of the old Births, Marriages and Deaths column. Find out who has #gawn here: https://t.co/swqc6mWEqQ

#qatar2022 #budweiser #middleeast #oil #fish #chips #peas

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@Natt An elongated version of that https://t.co/lXeUSCJPvK

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@ChristnNitemare If cheese is now, why are trees Germany? Let that sink in

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@reprobatepress The Humphries in the Unigate milk ads in the 70s. Also the stick man in the opening titles of The Saint

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

.@eddiemair is a national treasure. @LBC cannot let him retire.

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@BobBorsley Fromkin and Rodman 4th edition?

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@mikeysmith Harrogate hosted it in 1982 so there's a Yorkshire precedent https://t.co/bolnM8FTfS

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@NadineDorries @G7 Did you threaten to privatise the G7?

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@bracealmighty Did he go to sPECKsavers? I said, did he go to sPECKsavers? sPECKsavers, you know, PECK like a bird pecks at stuff with its pecky beak. And it sounds like Specsavers the opticians, where you get glasses. Which is another word for spectacles. I think I've covered everything there

[The Old Romantics @TheRottenRetro1]

Carlisle United 1904: The (custard) cream of the North. Hear more in our brief history of the city with a small cathedral with a massive window here: https://t.co/0OS0DCEkB6
And here:
https://t.co/swqc6mF3zi #carlisle #cufc #carlisleunitedfc #carlisleunited #custardcream

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@bracealmighty Sean Connery would have been up for it

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@bracealmighty Amazing costume mate - I would never have guessed that was you under all that fur. The whiskers look so real

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@Nick_Pettigrew @BarristerSecret He'll get away with it too. I've heard they're the best

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@TheNewStatsman I'm in #UncannyListenAlong

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@rachelburden Tell them that they won't be able to play in the Australian Open until they do the test

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

Don't be too hard on Priti - it's the time of year when they show that film on TV where her sister is crushed to death by having a house dropped on her

[Priti Patel MP @pritipatel]

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas 🌟🎄

[Gary Mawby @sossijj]

@danny_robins Bloody hell kids

[Andy White - Comedian (He/Him) @AndyJWhite]

Never mind Plan B, we should go to G Plan.

And get a new Cabinet.