Aye, so’s yer Maw

Responding to insults with “Aye, so’s yer Maw” since the 1980s.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

She created a hateful, toxic, divided culture across an entire region of the UK.

If she feels less safe as a consequence, she has only herself to blame.

Racism never ends well.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@TheBembridge When racing the back stroke, is he allowed to use a hard-on as a dorsal fin?

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@FacundoSavala It comes to something when a young lad finds it so difficult to get his hole, that he just starts pretending to have his own.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@MrTCHarris @StewartMcDonald I assume you’ve been called a cunt already, so I’ll cut to the chase.

This is about how well-qualified your successor is.

Now - if one yearns for a game of beach-volleyball and an extension to happy hour, I’m sure Stewart is just the chap.

Getting rid of rats?

Not so much.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@Firstpentester Looks like Hannibal and Mr T aren’t getting along as well as they once did.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@Tanweer_Dar @SandraMillar6 Oh, well - that makes Russia’s invasion of Ukraine OK then… 🙄🙄🙄

Fuck up, ya tit.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@caribbeannewsuk BREAKING NEWS: No fucks found to give, after extensive international search.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

I wouldn’t get your hopes up too high if the female version is anything to go by.

I bought mine 3 years ago and the bloody thing still hasn’t made me a sandwich.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@bute_house @SturgeonFan @NoToIndy1 @IainCurrie9 @2351onthelist @bellesareblue @CryptoScotGuy @pmk1967 @DhuisgearN @steveja89368890 @chinnyreckon21 @MeIodyMac @FrankLeeBrian @couchpotato4321 @AlanMac34482343 @linaire_mcrae @GordonDudman @dointhebiz1 @Chronus8 @pkelly67 @StephBuchan2 @Kanyou95 @marydonald4 @ziggy6769 @SalvadorBrabble @Number1drummee @Tedii69 @SimonFanshaw @PositiveScotla2 @eddie_straker @GMan86159160 @seanoharney @AwayFromTheKeys @AyeRightYiAre @MrsLG61 @purveyoroffine @soccerdoc @nalaniab @carmic3 @Besamot1 @snp_disasters @Diggersailing @Chunkyferryman @IainB56 @mehercle @kilcoyne2089 @pjnichols @AmandaLothian7 @j2502ackie @littlebulletz She’s a lesbian.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@PompeyVeteran @CallumBruceSNP Snide tweet and block.

Sad.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@wordofthedayeng Don’t tell me how to talk, ya very cunts.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@Jen4Scot I support the right of people to choose how they identify, too.

But that should never come at the cost of the rights of anyone else.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@degi82 @CallumBruceSNP Eh?

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@HammererSNP @CallumBruceSNP I am Spartacus.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@jb_675 @CallumBruceSNP Ah the old snipe and block strategy because your ego is bruised? 🤣🤣🤣

Bless your wee cotton socks.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@AndyFer72413125 @nationalismfor1 @themajorityscot @Jamie_Blackett So’s yer Maw.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

Ten thousand!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Aye OK, Justin Bieber!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

Yeez are humped.

Just like yer maw.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

Aye it started when I pumped yer maw.

[Aye, so’s yer Maw @sosyermaw]

@Craig4P @maverick_cxp30 @StewartNial @damian_thirsty @BrianRhind16 So why comment and then block me then?

What a coward.