At Walmart there was a fat chick walking around wearing ears, a tail, a collar and a harness. I turn and walk into a group of Indians and get flash banged by stench. Turn again into a standard poodle dyed purple in the driver seat of an electric cart.
Wtf is this world.
Ran into a guy that owes me over a grand and he reassured me he would have me my money by Friday. He says he is waiting to get his “retard cheque” from the government because he’s disabled. Am I a scum bag for taking this guys retard money (his words)?
Some senior citizen bar tender tried to cut off @RobbieMcdavid at the bar tonight… bad news u old bat, there’s 6 bars in this place. Walked right by the bitch double fisting and stared her down.
Would like to enter contract negotiations with the Raiders. I know it’s early, but I’m hunting for a long term deal. Possibly a 1by40. Please reach out to my agent @BigNate6702 he is overseeing my career moves for the foreseeable future.