Jordan Soto

AMAZIN'

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Got home and heard some hard dubstep. I was vibing to it. Realized it was a home alarm. #wubsneverstop

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Can I deflat a football and bring it on a plane?

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Why do people take a shit in a public bathroom and not flush?

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Why does it seem, people with really thick prescription glasses still can’t see????

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@hayasaka_aryan So that’s what they were doing in that gated building

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@DavidJHarrisJr @FlyFrontier has always sucked ass - boycott them

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It’s 8:58 on a Friday

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I think it’s my duty to inform my dental hygienist that I have no control over my tongue

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Falling asleep on a train is risky business

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I thought about emailing an email address I wanted and threatening them to delete it so I can take it.

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Nothing like building muscle to #creed

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Today I saw a man crying mid workout. Idk what it was about but I felt his pain through his glazed moist eyes

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I think @wizkhalifa was the reason I didnt save money as an adolescent

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I could eat croutons everyday

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I think holding in pee keeps your body warmer

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It has been concluded to much coffee gives me to much anxiety

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I love when people doubt me because they’re normally right.

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I need a dry erase board in the shower #showerthoughts #showerchores

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ETH 📈

[Jordan Soto @sotoensane]

Slow day at work? Bring your gameboy