Sotonians!

The most advanced #saintsfc and Southampton forum in the world, populated with lovely folk that swear like dockers.

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Are there any #saintsfc supporting musicians out there that want to do the arrangement for these lyrics?

I see it as a punky number.

https://t.co/wdL81NIwcG

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Biblical times at Tottenham.

Kane wants out because Spurs aren't able.

#thfc #HarryKane

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Sir "Bat Musby", ladies and gentlemen.

#manutd #europesuperleague #SkySports

https://t.co/gKAAz6v8Jt

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We at Sotonians prefer the Jennifer Saunders original. And some of us don't like that much.

#europeansuperleague

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As #saintsfc draw #afcb, we ask the Itchen of five years ago what they think of Bournemouth.

I reckon today's answer would be the same, even with the 9-0s :D

https://t.co/gKWwv0iHF0

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Well done to Phil Neville, who soon joins Miami as one of its new citizens.

#PhilNeville #InterMiami

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On this day, @SouthamptonFC were top of the league.

Doesn't happen often. Won't last the next 24 hours.

But #saintsfc fans have had worse Novembers.

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We miss chants. What are your favourites, #saintsfc?

https://t.co/uwF5D4NL4m

https://t.co/nRr6LfYDXo

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Q: Why hasn't Southampton got its ice rink yet?
A: It would be full of skates.

#SaintsFC

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No-one does match days like https://t.co/xSDYeH0xjZ does match days.

Our swanky software shows who's replying at the time, giving a sense of matchday buzz you won't find on other #saintsfc forums.

Join up today!

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There is still time to join the https://t.co/xSDYeH0xjZ SuperBru predictions league.

No-one predicted the 0-9 last year.

https://t.co/pXCTfwlHJB

#SaintsFC

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@tom7lawrence Agreed. Many of our visitors tell us that is a plus.

It's not quite the USP @gregvul was looking for.

People can get onto most websites ;)

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Just showing off some of our "advanced" features compared to SaintsWeb.

1) Load a page in milliseconds, not minutes!
2) Log into your account
3) Swerve paying £5 a year for the "privilege".

:D

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Bletch is appealing to refugees from SaintsWeb.

https://t.co/zwo5huER4l

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I was asked to list the https://t.co/xSDYeH0xjZ' USPs by @gregvul

1) No cost
2) No ads
3) No swear filter
4) No bad gateways :D
5) Most advanced #saintsfc forum on Earth

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@gregvul Your loss mate.

Just as it was SWF's loss when they lost all the posters https://t.co/xSDYeH0xjZ took.

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It's a better look than having the cheek to charge a fiver for basic Internet forum features and those features not being available!

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@sotonians Never a good look slagging off the competition. Concentrate on what you to offer rather than failings of a rival.

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@gregvul We're clearly not for you, then.

Zoom off to SaintsWeb and enjoy their bad gateway utopia!

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@gregvul We do.

We have no swear filter.

We can call a cunt a cunt.

Our competition treats grown men as if they were five.

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@gregvul Yeah, that's what we just did.

Those comparisons would not be possible without the complete breakdown of our "competition"