evil fuckign pirate

blunda bomb

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

dead audiophiles don’t reoffend

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

@vigilantsummers he got low diffed by a police taser

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10

[marshals @marshals2054]

I have it on good authority that the french will be able to reverse engineer any piece of technology that might give the Nazis an advantage

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Yo they just patched the colors you get when you press your eyes. They added new shapes, colors, and types of line. All of these things are brand new. Let’s all check them out right now together . Rub and press your eyes really hard. Do it right now #CloseAndPressAndRubYourEyes

[gummy | cr: ADWD @gummyuy]

Maester Luwin was doing bbls at Winterfell

[donald boat @laserboat999]

I don’t give a fuck what day of the siege it is, Day 300 or 4,531 there is only one choice: The answer is Attack and Batter the Enemy’s Walls #AttackAndBatterTheEnemysWalls

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

@pookiemaster420 well get going damn

[Cedh CHUDS ➡️ ?? @chudsteam]

the lion does not concern himself wit- oh holy fuck im fucking going to fucking exile oh fuck oh okay im back wow that was weird

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

@DannyVegito my father kinda heirless

[graydog @graydogstuff]

if u call ur significant other “honey” your a kaan idc

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

∫( e^-st * f(t)dt ) = Welcome to Laplace Brother 💀

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

@ShoesPasta random (Isabelle)

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

roommate brought a girl over for the first time and immediately had the 4 of us play Smash when she’s never played before that boy is so lost

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

@ShoesPasta is it bad that I won

[Alex @EL1X1RN0MAD]

when you taking a bounded integral and your homeboy start talking bout some "don't forget the +C" infront of the hoes

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

prerecorded interviews are the devils creation

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

@DownsideUp1892 control f replace “uncle” with “nuncle”

[evil fuckign pirate @sotslayer]

A FEAST FOR CROWS:

Asha turned to her nuncle, “fear not nuncle, it’s nothing but a feast for the crows.”

(new chapter)

THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER