grumpy garbanzo

i do not wish to be perceived

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

lot of white women w dreads in denver

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

really wanted to respond to this email w: who hurt you?

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

signing off on my email to my ex-landlord who hasn’t returned my down deposit with:
i will fucking fight you,
sc

[trash jones @jzux]

ok my only actual Oppenheimer take is that it’s so unbelievably funny to be watching an intense period piece and have to be like “is that… josh peck?”

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

after my barbenheimer weekend i’d like to say that Barbie was an emotional work of art and oppenheimer should have been so much shorter

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

the worst drivers drive a tesla or a prius

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

guys emily mariko is getting married this weekend

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

@ispyem awww look at your mama!!!!! i love 🥰

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

my job has my alllll the way fucked up if they think, within six days of leaving, that i’m going to answer calls at 2, 3, and 4 in the morning. i’m sleeping peacefully, thank you

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

girl dinner

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

smokin that zaza (my cat’s hair that found it’s way into my grinder)

[Florida @geogea_s]

Me if Caesar salads didn’t exist

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

has anyone ever been killed my a kwik trip automatic car washer

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

do you ever drive the speed limit just to see what it’s like to be a total loser

[Florida @geogea_s]

Why are we hopping from Elon’s social media to zuckerburgs. Why can’t someone cool make a Twitter app. When is Brittany broski making an app

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

@astromia6 🥰

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

i’ve been looking for this photo everywhere hhahah

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

a rare photo of @astromia6

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

ugh can’t believe i’m missing the high school reunion that is Summerfest

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl https://t.co/uKSC9cGFXh

[grumpy garbanzo @sotsuske]

@astromia6 oh yeah i heard about that, outside of a festival