Alexander Sottrel

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

I think I’ll walk

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

Ryan “Acropolis” Mazzola

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

Christian’s Spotify wrapped needs to be studied

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

Parker was right

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

Jack “mystery man” Thompson

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

Sam and his seltzers man…

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

You gotta text Jack Thompson here when you’re 20 minutes out

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

They should let bus drivers aux

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

Just walked past my boss leaving comments on my year-end review, fresh out of a happy hour (drinking gin). I’m either getting promoted or fired tomorrow

[$$$ @sixdoublesix]

Rest in Peace #KenBlock
The best driver that lived

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

I love asking people on FB if their items are still available and ghosting them

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

@naton2675 Depends on the service and how many beers I’ve had…if I take a mint it’s a no brainer

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

Only having a hand dryer (no paper towel option) immediately deducts a point from my ranking of any establishment

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

@thomas__mazzola She’s a 10 but has this bad boy posted up in the bathroom

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

Mason kids are NPC’s

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

“I’ll eat it” - Christian lying about Hungry Howie’s

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

@suburban_matt Seems like you may need them more than they need you, no?

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

@suburban_matt Consider that bridge burned

[6529 @punk6529]

1/ On How Short Life Is

A few years ago, I was walking around in a blizzard in SoHo (New York). It was late, midnight, and it was beautiful.

Some friends, about 15 blocks away, called: "come over?"

It was late, it was cold, was tired, thought "maybe not worth it" but then...

[Alexander Sottrel @sottreI]

@suburban_matt I bet I could change your mind in about two minutes

[Lindsay Wigo @LindsayWigo]

Me having a heart-to-heart with the bartender