KRIS.

it's you.

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It's short now, but that just means it's harder to break.

If you close your eyes and hold it, it's a sword that can protect you from anything.

ー; ❤️

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Why the fuck that baby purple

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Burgerpants

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@GamingBerd Its unbelievably funny . I love it

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Red alert theres a Seinfeld creepypasta

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@MON0CHR0MATlC @SkeletonNoMore i think elaine d!ed and when jerry gets told he walks off screen and becomes a reptile person this isnt a joke by the way

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@MON0CHR0MATlC @THRASHMACHlNE and? post it

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@MON0CHR0MATlC https://t.co/L68JCztoja

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@MON0CHR0MATlC ITS IN AN ICEBERG VIDEO HOLD ON

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@THRASHMACHlNE H E WAS IN THE FUCKING TOWER SUSIE

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@souIfoods send it to me right god damn now

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@souIfoods kramer.... 9/11... wake up.

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@THRASHMACHlNE I clicked on a randokm creepypasta iceberg and literally itts about kramer in experiencing 9/11

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@bestestbadguy Heheh. Yeah, maybe he'll do that when we get him

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one time i put a dry pasta noodle in my mouth and ask mom to crack my back, and i crunched it like she broke a bone.

I had to go to bed at 9 pm that night

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@MOCKINGNATURE It wasnt made for me. Cope.

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WE GOTTA GET HIM OUTTA THERE. I KNOW HOW THE MANGA ENDS

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@bestestbadguy Have you pranked him before