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always carry a switchblade and ibuprofen

[t @soubrete]

whenever i see a bald man i envision myself suctioning a toilet plunger to their head and yanking them around

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[t @soubrete]

need the upcoming ow drives so bad

[sab ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @lacedives]

when the enemy team realizes u are the one keeping everyone alive and suddenly u become the main target

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the hottest thing a man can do is agree with me when i tell him to stfu

[t @soubrete]

does anyone wanna jump in a pool of rainwater trapped in a giant leaf with me

[t @soubrete]

every day i wake up and mourn the life i had before he passed and i don't know whether i'm more angry at him for leaving or myself for not being able to "move on"

[t @soubrete]

if a grown man ever says :3 to me.... i'm pulling out a gun

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

i dont understand what anyone wants from me ever

[t @soubrete]

mother of dragons is coming to fortnite tonight 🙏

[maia @mxmtoon]

one edible down, root beer on deck, overwatch queued, about to enter a flow state as i play mizuki

[t @soubrete]

what's scarier: a pap smear or late stage cervical cancer

[T @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

Misogynist never get called women centered tho? Hm.

[An @anthewitch]

Jetpack Cat and Ana are besties
#Overwatch

[ShionChud @ShionChud]

played tank once into jetpack cat and had this happen to me 3 times

[goma @soigomaa]

The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they don't.

[Dew 🏳️‍⚧️ @DewEnjoyer]

Bro's battling the Kirklings 😭

[ant @persistantz]

my face after killing everyone that stands in my path

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

sometimes people are just losers and thats all there is to it