Fadeyka ✡︎

your body, my temple, baby!

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

thread of antisemitic dogwhistles (again) because i’m tired 🧵

goyim rt

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

TL;DR, just watch the gameplay on youtube or something. the original and re-up are worth playing for sure if you haven’t, but unfortunately the flip sides a flop (imo)

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

not to mention, literally none of these characters have any sort of chemistry with one another. jecka and nicole are barely friends, jecka BARELY has friends, jefferys only scenes are moaning mommy. kelly’s ending was fun to watch, but the ending (s3x slave) was so? unsatisfying

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

also, it felt like jecka and her dad were trying to copy nicole and her moms interactions, but failed absolutely miserably. none of the scenes with him expand on the store what-so-ever, it just screaming about he’s gonna beat her.. and thats it. not even any punchlines or anythin

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

those two endings basically just felt like it was egging it on. in (i believe re-up, could be wrong tho) when nicole becomes a myspace worker it doesn’t feel like you’re playing a sex simulator, it feels like you’re watching the events of a fucked-up scenario

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

also, the fact that there are only 5 endings of the game, and 2 of them are basically just soft-core porn feels so out of place for class of 09. what a lot of people liked about the games was the dry humor and criticism of that kind of media, even if it was on the nose

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

it’s really disappointing especially considering jecka is one of the only characters you can really empathize with sometimes. considering it’s a class of 09 game, i’m not necessarily against shock-based endings, but having that be the ONLY plot felt so rushed, and kind of boring

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

my genuine criticism of #Classof09: the flip slide

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also. there are literally no good endings. in both the original and re-up, there are good endings (or at least what you can make of it, like the famous/rich/revenge ones) , but all of jeckas someone dies out of her control, she dies, or she gets MAJORLY abused.

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

characterization for nicole which i EXTREMELY dislike. i didn’t need a jeckole to ending or anything, but it just never felt like something nicole would ACTUALLY do, much less for no real reason?

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

- and jeckas fights would lead to havoc, for sure, but usually ended up with making up or some sort of apology (when jecka was grossed out by nicole’s brother and told her to fuck off, but nicole still chose to help her later in the game). the whole ending felt like a HUGE-

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

but there was no text for jeckas ending. just some creep asking for more feet shit. (expected, but needed more, honestly). not to mention nicole fucking her dad for like? no reason? they didn’t even really get into that big of a blow-out. in other games, nicole-

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

mainly, nicole and jeckas friendship are a driving force for this game. no matter how you read their relationship, most players really enjoy their dynamic and genuine friendship. in nicole’s suicide route the “miss u, i’m sorry” text is absolutely GUT WRENCHING -

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

and jeckas suicide route (2nd foot route) is by far the WORST in the game. if one of the main characters kill themselves, it should be sad. this was done REALLY well with nicole’s suicide route, but for jeckas it felt so? empty?

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

first of all: both feet endings
i’m not necessarily opposed to an ending like that especially in a game like class of 09, but both of them felt EXTREMELY anticlimactic. jeffery’s death route felt basically like watching porn, straight up. very little funny dialogue in that one

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

So i bought this game earlier today and sat down all day playing it with absolutely no spoilers. i feel like both me and other fans, had hopes super high for this game considering its the last in the series. and, honestly, without even trying to be dramatic, i think its the worst

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i got a warning for replying this to someone literally saying a slur

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

too many people these days are self diagnosing themselves with bronchitis. i mean, not THAT many people have bronchitis. half of them don’t even go to doctors either. that cough sounds SO fake.

[Fadeyka ✡︎ @souhekicoded]

@gloopidoo THE PERSON IM TALKING ABT I BROKE UP W BEFORE I MET YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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how much aura do i lose for still being lwk upset abt my ebreakup…………………