soulcandy

hashtagger ruiner of things

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

People who write "Taken" in their bios , When is Liam Neeson coming to save you?

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

Perhaps Kate Middleton has travelled back in time and discovered that she is a queen. But things with her descendant/ husband are difficult

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

Kate Middleton might be in a Cheetos rehab centre

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

Meanwhile, Kate Middleton might be looking for the ninth horcrux after Harry destroyed the rest.

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

Where is Kate?
Was it something she ate?
Another crime of hate?
Wrong person did she date?
In Australia, mate?
Where is Kate?

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

There was no person named Kate Middleton, you just witnessed a highly successful AI that the queen trained.
But the Ai learnt too much…

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

My entire life is bootstrapped

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

This reeks of privilege. Not every woman has the luxury to leave her work.
My grandmother worked, my mother worked and I continue to do it to build a better life

[Muthukrishnan Dhandapani @dmuthuk]

My wife quit when she was a project manager. Had immense potential for many overseas assignments and growth in ranks. She gave it all up because she wanted to bring up our son.

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

@delhivery My package status is showing as delivered to my friend whereas she hasn’t received it. It had some homemade stuff and there has been NO RESPONSE from your side.

Your customer service is a joke.

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

The word showstopper takes a whole new meaning in IT.

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

Vaseline just launched this!

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

@SeffSaid You love me!

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

Ratio please!

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

What decade are you living in? These days men are equally responsible for household chores and women earn. I have not heard of dowry in educated families for a long time.

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

@hoopoe_is_here This is in such bad taste. I’m sorry you had to face inequality but the fault lies with your parents not your bro.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

People after learning the Art of Corporate Communication

(🧵)

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

For rant please contact this guy.
New business idea.

[soulcandy @soulcandyd]

Every 70s Bollywood movie ever

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Awww it is not his day!
https://t.co/3sfN4GWI8X

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Awww it is not his day!
https://t.co/3sfN4GWI8X

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

India entering the elite moon landing club