Jason Alexander

No, not that Jason Alexander. I make games for a living, and rap for fun. This is my twitter account.

[zavanté.˙⋆♱ @zavanchy]

Y’all really don’t understand

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

“Mustafa with 3 on the clock, under the mistletoe, step back, AND GOOD, OHHHH IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOTT LIKE CHRISTMAS”

[🐦‍🔥 @kyriewolves]

Julius Randle playbook

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Dear Wemby... (sound on pls 🔊)

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

"We love complaining. We love embarrassing people. So you get to do both."

—@desusnice, @elleduncantv and @PabloTorre on the thrill of the new ABS system in baseball

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Bay Area Bob @TheBayAreaBob]

That’s called prostitution

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

need a profile on the guy at NYT whose job it is to come up with words other than "invaded" for when Israel invades Lebanon.

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

[Nima Shirazi @WideAsleepNima]

This half-assed lie didn't even last the weekend.

[Josh Bowe @Boweman55]

if these teams keep shameless tanking like the jazz are tonight against the mavs, the NBA gods are going to reward the ethical tanking mavs again

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Another clip from CNN last night:

I asked a Republican on the panel if he would be comfortable executing the Sacklers, who are responsible for the opioid epidemic that killed thousands of Americans, in the way that he's comfortable killing so-called Venezuelan "drug dealers."

[Jason Alexander @soulcreator]

PELINKA SAYS HARRISON IS EFFECTIVE, SHOULD KEEP HIS JOB

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

JEFFRIES SAYS SCHUMER IS EFFECTIVE, SHOULD KEEP HIS JOB

[NFL @NFL]

Announcer Eric Collins was ELECTRIC on the call for @MiamiDolphins vs. @Panthers 🗣️