malewife

nico
26
MDNI

[malewife @soulsuccer]

I should not have watched Secretary (2002). I do not need this encouragement.

[🥛 @reticentidiot]

i speak of making friends the way incels speak of getting a girlfriend

[anya @firelordanja]

"whose pussy is this" thats my butthole

[malewife @soulsuccer]

im so funny but hes old so he just thinks im schizophrenic </3

[malewife @soulsuccer]

i feel like twitter has been a net negative for me the past few months. i think i made my algorithm evil

[tree @treeonchain]

an idiot in motion will go further than a genius at rest

[kiki swamp 🇵🇸 @itspineconexo]

i used to have the kind of OCD as a kid where i thought there were hidden cameras watching me all the time. and now look at the world

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

Good dick is like oh ok great there’s some enrichment in my enclosure

[malewife @soulsuccer]

WHY ARE WE MEETING EACH OTHER'S PARENTS???

[malewife @soulsuccer]

this guy asked me to have dinner w him and his parents last week and now he's not responding after i invite him to dinner w MY parents. STOP MAKING ME FEEL INSANE.

[malewife @soulsuccer]

LIKE OMFGGGGG i would have never fucking asked if you hadnt asked in the first place. this is making me look BANANAS

[malewife @soulsuccer]

@chthonic22 this has felt like a confessional in the best way. thank u

[malewife @soulsuccer]

not-bf decided to hard launch the murder kink while inside of me

[malewife @soulsuccer]

@chthonic22 after i said idk he stopped w the kink stuff and then the friend came back b4 i could question more. and yeah i have been seeing him regularly since then; i dont rlly have survival instincts anymore.

[malewife @soulsuccer]

@chthonic22 we got some communication issues so i still have no idea what he meant by that! im trying to be more optimistic in my daily life so im gonna assume a roleplay kink #yay

[malewife @soulsuccer]

@chthonic22 before.. .thank god. i dont think i would've been able to look her in the eye for a solid 24 hours after her brother asked if i wanted him to kill me and i answered w 'i don't know'

[malewife @soulsuccer]

@chthonic22 i met his sister the same night

[malewife @soulsuccer]

@chthonic22 he did this during our 5 minutes of 1-on-1 while our third for the night stepped out to move his car.

[zacc @PugOnADrug]

the kind of guy your 26 year old friend will dead end their life over for some reason

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

hiii I found a strand of ur hair in my bed did u want me to come drop it off Lol