chris shipley

Follow your arrow wherever it points

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

Everything I have ever thought was fabulous was slightly imperfect

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When you start taking lunch from a child there’s a real problem

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Don’t know why they had to ruin Twitter but now it’s like wanting to watch a Disney movie and porn comes on

[love drops @lovedropx]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

#TheTonightShow Jimmy Fallon makes me miss Mahoo Mansion

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Michael B. You NEVER rethink the macaroni necklace #TheVoice

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

If you are having a hard day go to your favorite video app and type in “ballerinas can fart too”. And you’re welcome

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

I knew I loved #SnoopDogg. #TheVoice

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If you are in perfect or pretty good health don’t make fun of someone who needs something you don’t because they aren’t

[National Center for Missing & Exploited Children @NCMEC]

I’m humbled and honored to be up here tonight. When I was a teenager, I was abducted by a stranger at gunpoint. It was 2002 and California activated their very first @AMBERAlert...”

“...That alert ultimately led to my recovery. I can’t overstate how important AMBER alerts are. They’re a call for help – asking everyone to keep their eyes open. They are a beacon of hope, and they do save lives. And it all started because of one child,” Tamara Asher
#40YearsOfHope

[National Center for Missing & Exploited Children @NCMEC]

Amanda Berry, who bravely escaped captivity in 2013, freeing herself, her daughter, and two other women, is here with us tonight. She now advocates for missing children and hosts “Missing with Amanda Berry” on @fox8news in Ohio.

Amanda, we’re so proud of you!  #40YearsOfHope 💛

[Chrisy | Homemade Hooplah @homemadehooplah]

@MaddowBlog If a person can't fathom doing something in the best interest of someone else then that person probably has no business representing citizens in the Senate.

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

We are so back. 😎 #TheVoice returns TONIGHT 8/7c on @nbc and streaming on @peacock.

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

Everyone is so full of judgement. Christian’s mock & judge pretty much everyone. Non-Christian’s mock them for doing so. What is the point of all this?

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I’m afraid of my phone now. It says things I don’t even mean

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

I like one Michael Buble’ video on TikTok and immediately have 3 friend requests from “him”. The world sucks more everyday

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

I’ve been saying it my entire existence and I’ll keep saying it til I’m blue in the face-Can’t we all just get along?

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

I love that the theme of #TheEmmys seems to be “I wanted to tell you a story”

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

@hwinkler4real #TheEmmys Loved it! Thanks for the memories

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

@Variety Because it takes three hours to make her look bad. Meanwhile the rest of us…

[chris shipley @soulsuckdat911]

This is my floor right now. It’s the little things