David Mercer

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@UndisScot Pettycur harbour

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@offtheballbbc Alan Scullary
Gary Breville
Lorenzo Amaruso (he has, apparently, a Hotpoint)

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@pieandbov Stop giving me hope.

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@offtheballbbc Denis Dundee Law.
Duncan Arthur's Seat.
Gordon Wallace Monument.
Jocky Scott Monument

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@GlenCameron16 Windy?

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@brougher1 Red socks please!!

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@DundeeFC What colour will the shorts and socks be ?

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@EricTrump @Emilylgoodin Why couldn't you walk there?

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@GrahamSpiers Ma man.

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@offtheballbbc Rhubarb Rocky Bushiri.
Match reporter should be Jim Spence.
He's an Oddfellow.

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@jammierooroo @Artemisapphire Serious question.
Wht can't you plant potatoes on a Saturday?

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@offtheballbbc Phaser Wishart

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@brougher1 @michael_craik89 @govindajeggy It's the pattern from the carpets of Overlook Hotel in The Shining.

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@Cobratate Here is a guy who dreams of having a penis.

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@FarvaRangers You can't afford him.
Even with another another share offer.

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@ScotNational Aye right.
Fuckers

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@Darkdarling00 Reservoir dicks.

[Uddyarab @uddyarab]

Looking for a Bar in NYC which will show Dundee v Dundee United on Sunday. Are there bars which show the SPFL games. Lots of retweets if possible to get to Scots based on NYC

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@DensParkChoir Throw them both out of the competition

Dundee v Queens Park and the winner plays St Mirren

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@PTFblog Spiderhuns