Soumil

yes

[Soumil @soumilsike]

@TerStatuee beta itne nashe karoge toh neend hi aayegi

[Soumil @soumilsike]

@TerStatuee chote bachhe padhai karlo

[Soumil @soumilsike]

@Indian_Muskk @tanyadubeyy @ArvindKejriwal abe jaa chutiye incel

[Soumil @soumilsike]

@halalberi ye samay raina ko kya hua

[Soumil @soumilsike]

Thank you @OfficialOpeth for spending 2,434 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/hrqdM7W792

[a cat @tabraceyourself]

Remember that feeling minutes before your boards results were out ?
Yeah some people feel that out of nowhere and for no apparent reason so be nice

[Soumil @soumilsike]

I have a joke on Dtu but usski bhi fees lagegi

#dtufeesrelaxation

[Soumil @soumilsike]

Some say YouTube is best,
some say TikTok is best
but deep down we all know that
dtu fees lekar rhega.
#dtufeesrelaxation

[Soumil @soumilsike]

me 5 seconds after I fight with anyone

[Soumil @soumilsike]

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face

[Soumil @soumilsike]

Scientists have found that babies sometimes cry at night to prevent their parents from making another baby.

[Soumil @soumilsike]

when I'm on the phone with my mom:
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: bye
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok

[Soumil @soumilsike]

If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die.

[Soumil @soumilsike]

"When you lose weight, it is fat that's turned into gas inside the body, and released through regular breathing."