✨jayda✨

don’t be fooled Pisces is my chart dominant

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

it makes me sick that I wasn’t old enough to be in gay clubs when gaga put out artpop 🤧🤧🤧

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

I know my neighbors are cussing me for burning oil at 4:30 am 🫠🫠🫠🫠

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

having trinkets all over your house is so much fun until you have to clean

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

I’m praising god rn that my serotonin isn’t hinged on ao3

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

I know my neighbors are so tired of hearing me play summer walker while I’m showering

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

The way my body cannot function without probiotics is how I know I won’t survive any type of apocalypse

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

@iridescentfleck Lmaoooooo stop 😭😭😭😭

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

I’m finally fulfilling the lesbian prophecy and buying a Subaru

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

I need a ‘love the smiths but hate morrissey’ playlist

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

trying to vibe and listen to the smiths but I cannot take this man seriously

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

Working a blue collar job has been crucial for my lesbian development

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

How do I have Jupiter in my 7th house but Saturn in my 8th it’s seriously so rude 🥺🥺🥺

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

I’m trying to get high and cry to cowboy take me away 👁️👄👁️

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

cocaine bear

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

I hate to be that guy but if it was made out of latex rubber like a normal balloon, it wouldn’t have broken
Just saying smh

[myspace girl numbers station @sheherzog]

Someone please tell me this is for something other than a baby conference/infant symposium

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Mark my words, in just a couple months, these two will be all over the news as Disney’s new “First Openly Gay characters”

[Koushiro McGuire @DinTheeWriter]

The older I get, the more I understand why he screamed at any minor inconvenience

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

I hate when I’m parked and waiting in a line for too long and rev my car bc I forgot which one is the break and I hate that this happens all the time

[✨jayda✨ @sound_colour00]

Adulthood has finally got me I asked for a new pillow and food processor for my birthday