Sphiwe Mlangeni

The funniest thing about my bio is that it doesn't really say anything yet you are still reading it!!

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joy wouldn't feel so good if it wasn't for sadness

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A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, it wont get you anywhere until you change it

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Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night but still dont know it yet

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Im in a serious relationship with my neighbour's Wi-Fi, you can say we have a.......CONNECTION

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@TerrenceHove i told u i was gon find u nyikka

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Mnganam uyaz nawe ukuth im your reflection @edward_jnr

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@edward_jnr i guess u see me when u look in the mirror ne

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If there isnt a chinese millionaire that has not changed his name to Cha Ching, i dont see the need for money

[Sphiwe Mlangeni @Sound_Quest]

I have a sixth sense, i see stupid people

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Somewhere in Ratanda there is a pregnant chick writing her final exams thinking that two brains are better than one

[Sphiwe Mlangeni @Sound_Quest]

If she can roll a blunt, wife that girl

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes!!

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Why fall in love when you can simply fall asleep

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bafana niboshela niyeke ubushimane

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Marriage.........when dating goes way too far!

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@mathaksie ngibathe ngiyanibalekela hhaykhona, nila engicasha khona

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@versatilemd tell me about it dawg

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Showing cleavage doesn't fix your face.

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Keep calm and don't give a fuck.

[Sphiwe Mlangeni @Sound_Quest]

perfecting the art of scratching my nuts in public without being noticed