vee

football and that’

[deanna .ᐟ @bnnuyplld]

u get wired headphones and suddenly every door handle is erect and present

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

A free trial should never require your card details. Period.

[27. @dimvji]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[rumpel⚙️🔫 @rumpel_irving]

When my girlfriend of 3 years say it’s time to move in together

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I really admire people who in 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. I need 30 minutes just to figure out where I am and who I am.

[Softboy @softboywin]

I really hate ppl who don’t have no sense of urgency 😭😭 like hurry up omg

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

true friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.

[🧢 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[27. @dimvji]

back where i belong (in bed)

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[64 @rxswago]

when the only escape is sleep but I can’t even sleep anymore.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

👋🏽🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal: “This goal is dedicated to my mother, my girlfriend, my family, my friends, and everyone present here, also to those in Mataró”.

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself