Church Sound Guy

"Yeah, I know what those buttons do..."

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

I don’t know who is doing sound for the State of the Union address, but that person screwed it up pretty bad. The people on one side apparently can’t hear when it’s time to stand up and clap... #SOTU2018

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Pretty much.

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

If I had a nickel for every time I get asked "do you know what all those buttons do?" then I could actually call myself paid staff.

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Any churches on the Texas coast have "Oceans" on this weekend's set list?

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Some people just aren't cut out to run the presentation computers. Send them to Lighting instead! 😜

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Saw this on Facebook and started cracking up! "When you ask the ProPresenter guy to put something on the screen..."

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Sound guys and bass players should just keep their convos to themselves. https://t.co/GA16uap9r3

[Nate Freel @NathanFreel]

This is why you don't text and drive... and it's especially why you don't take texts out of context! 😂

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

I'd claim there's a 98% chance a guitarist will break a string on Easter Sunday, and today he didn't let me down. #fact #happyeaster

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Communion shots = starting Easter off right! But seriously, this holiday is the whole reason for what I do, both in sound and in life!

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

When the new worship leader thinks IEM stands for Indie Electronic Music...

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

When your recordings sound like crap!

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Well, I suppose it could be worse... 😂

[Chris Huff @behindthemixer]

I hate what an early allergy season does to my vocalists.

[Worship Sound Guy @WorshipSoundGuy]

WWJD? Run it at 120 decibels!!!

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Saw this on the internet...hehe

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Whoever thought glowing beach balls during a church service never asked the tech guys—but it's still cool—just don't knock my coffee over! 😱

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

Is there a thing as too much bass/low end? I mean, I routed the flute to the subwoofers this morning, that's normal, right? #crankthatbass

[Church Sound Guy @soundtechguy]

So, uh, what's "obsolete" mean again? As long as I can edit my 4K video I'll be happy. #throwback #pastorwontletmeupgrade

[Worship Sound Guy @WorshipSoundGuy]

This is my only New Years resolution!