Soup Guy

French Onion Supremacist.

Kind of a pharmacist
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[very tall bart @TallBart]

cheese

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The Bills!

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Yard sales are a humiliation ritual

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Fucked up and cooked the birria tacos with consomme Mexican-spicy instead of white boy spicy

[latke @latkedelrey]

christopher moltisanti summer:
-relapsing
-hurting people you love
-making bad art that nobody likes
-seeing signs about how doomed you are everywhere

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

[Soup Guy @soup_adept]

This drunk said "thirty-fiveth pick of the 2016 NFL draft"

[🧈ϟ✰BOOBMEAT⊛♱↯ @boobmeat_]

My coworkers get Poop on parts of the Toilet i didn’t even Know existed

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Guys don't say "no homo" anymore, they just say "pause"

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Smoking weed that smells like imitation crab

[Peter Pref @PrefEquityPeter]

Me after 9 overpriced Guinness at the local Irish pub https://t.co/lb0N1FQwCx

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Realizing that I've been hyphenating entirely too much for decades

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Vietnam

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Soup Fucks.

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Three days into Actual Winter

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith

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When the Xmas function has rum balls>

[🧈ϟ✰BOOBMEAT⊛♱↯ @boobmeat_]

Ireland 2025
Shot on the Nikon Coolpix I’ve had rotting under my bed since 2009

[Soup Guy @soup_adept]

Downloading Copilot on the Microsoft Surface I bought during COVID and throwing it like C4

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Plot twist: you work from home.