Pierre Soup-du-Jour

Eccentric super chef
Monsieur steal your girl

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@FoxNews

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Supermarket sweeper of my heart #Dale #dalewinton #angel #sweeper

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@BenDunnell @Tim_A_Roberts Such a cunt

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Fay Maschler looks like microwaved Jay Rayner leftovers

#jayrayner #MasterChefUK

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@RoyalReporter I’d like to give Meghan my instrument of consent

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@c_kraack No, I’m too clever

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@janecell Class A drugs

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@WSJ He is more retarded than a bowl of fish soup this guy

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@Jeremy_Hunt Fuck off Jeremy you smug faced little gimp bitch

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Today’s Soup is Foreign Goo.
“Foreign Goo, it’s good for you!”
#Soupfest2018 #soup #foreign

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@TeamGB forget your aerodynamic suits, I have calculated our skeleton athletes could be 20% faster if you cut their legs off at the knee and attach turbo propellers. DM me #WinterOlympics2018 #Skeleton #teamgb

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The Plymouth Herald will be giving away a free bowl of my Soup of the Day next time there is a murdering or a serious case of the diddles. #diddling #LocalNews

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@helen_deakin4 @JasSpin1 @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Bloody heck you two are bonkers, it’s only because the NHS is so overstretched you’ve not been stuck in care

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@porksmith Eat my soup matt berry

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I’ve made a diagram to make it a bit clearer about the issues of Gun Control in America. Today’s Soup is Glenn Hoddle

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What’s everyone’s favourite way to eat the soup? #soup #votesforwomen

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@thequentinletts Good cricket joke Quentin

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Soup of the day today is soup

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#RestinPeace sweet prince, gone too soon #tinkywinky