🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈

Hetlors & Minors DNI. Certified Girl Kisser. PR Truther. Beard Trimmer

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

@sluttyEarringz Somethings are worth coming out of hibernation for

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

…if Selena is Dorothea then how will Taylor ever walk the yellow brick road all the way through OZ so she can be with Karlie in the Emerald City? The flying monkeys are trying to distract us. Don’t fall for it! 🌈

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

I’m allowed to come over for Christmas! I had to agree to stay away tonight so they can celebrate w/ the little ones. They don’t want me “ruining it”

I’m making Ambrosia Salad but with 🌈 marshmallows. Every bite, a lil bit gay. I’m also attempting soft KARamels Creme Candies!

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

Everything was going smoothly…

…that was until Ross was mentioned so I felt it was my obligation to let them know all about Tross. My brothers gf locked herself in the bathroom crying because I apparently “ruined” their pregnancy announcement vibe w/ my “gaylor bullshit”

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

Update: I am in! I promised that I would be mindful and aware of “others feelings besides my own”

I’m trying my best but…there is a candle on the mantle named, “Travis Kelce’s Super Bowl Towel.” and it smells like grass, musk w/ Axe Body Spray 🤢

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

@Kisesandlilacs

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

I am here but I’m in my car currently 😔

My aunt and uncle are discussing if I can come inside. It’s been 30 min but at least my car is cozy 🌼

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

Cassandrarole came out perfect! Time to head over to my aunts. Wish me luck! My cousin texted me that my uncle instructed everyone to say my Aunt has Covid so it’s been postponed.

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

I ran out of frosting but I feel it represents how love can be messy. 6 layers because 6x6 is 36, Karlie will be 36 in 3 yrs. 3 yrs until the curtain closes on the pr stunt, enough time to divorce Joshua. Kaylor family of 3 in 2028!

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

I’m currently putting the finishing touches on my Cassandrole & waiting for my Karlie Kake to finish cooling before adding the frosting. I’ve been asked not to attend our family Thanksgiving this year but I am sure once they see this cake, they will change their minds.

[Brittany @Notseriouslor]

Anti’s saying this is making fun of us. please 😂😭

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

@nosebooplor I’d delete and take a break. Tis The Season to take a beat before posting maybe? This is very disappointing and you are only making it worse by spiraling. We need to have boundaries in this fandom. Big yikes.😱

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

@starlightmaroon Yes!

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

I’m from KC, and all this chiefs shit at Eras is wearing even me out. I already have to be surrounded by Travis bullshit by living here. I don’t need to see it involved as a part of Eras, this is HER legacy. He has his own. Just stop already.

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

@blackgrlfly @screamingcolor0 It’s a special soup

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

Finally feeling safe enough to admit that I’m an ex hetlor. It took awhile but I never felt I could openly express myself on stan twitter & took a long break. I hope I make like minded mootie friends!

Sorry it took so long to finally be me!

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

@sluttyEarringz @cowboylikekalli Well at your big age, it’s where creativity goes to die memaw

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

Especially in my family…I’m obvi Satan

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

@belovedghostlor I love your hair colorrrrr

[🌈🌼 Guilty As Cynthia 🌼🌈 @souperduperlor]

I love the movie But I’m A Cheerleader! It truly never gets old for me.