soupmcpasta

it me, delish SoupMcPasta ;;; apply heat before consumption ;;; peaking on comms since time immemorial

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ctrl+shift+pepsi

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Important take. Exceptional courage. Utmost respect for the work done and commitment to stay is in order.

But I am a child, and her name is "Mahbooba".

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Always pictured this since I saw the bloopers way back when. YNB hyping the cheese up. #Community

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@TheseusR6 https://t.co/ESEKGDxLuj

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TF2 Spy used to roll the dice.

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"Gimme that catnip or you gon catch these paws" — old feline proverb

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I love LOVE raw local onions.

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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a world where they will be able to pay for their Happy Meals™ with their Robux. I have a dream today.

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Gaming. Luxury. Esports. Borderline insanity. Questionable marketing. These are the values we live by and I'm glad that our new sponsor is the peak representation of them.

Use code MCPATER to get ~% off. Like, the whole percentage? Good deal, I'm told.

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🌎💦💦

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Based is just inspirational cringe.

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This just in: N-word is declared cringe.

Microsoft's Xbox files for bankruptcy after every Gold subscription get canceled.
Kanye stock drops 20%. Rap game overall down 70%.
Mass exodus from Soundcloud leaves the platform barren.
Gang violence in the US is at an all time low.

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Wish this were my internal monologue

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Enriched urcranium.

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Dentistry is open mouth surgery.

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The Inner Game of Tennis is a great book 🎾