kritika ☆

professional soup reviewer

[dj ‹𝟹 @ssolarism]

making my boyfriend recite my taco bell order Word for word and if he messes up i punch him in the head

[niña chillona :‹ @c666rnepodrida]

he said he wanted to try #goatmilk so i put my titty in his mouth

[emilia @probmold]

girl im bored let’s go to Urgent Care

[kritika ☆ @soupntoast]

i hope so … thanks little guy

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

everything is gonna be ok

[kritika ☆ @soupntoast]

can someone call a hitman on me

[HDFI @hdmitohdfi]

on my tombstone they're just going to write faggot with no name or date

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

that chill ass moment you accept it’s over at 5:17 pm on a fucking monday

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Hi and What are you Even

[a @a8065287968522]

does anyone

[Blair @vanillabun777]

you guys don’t ignore people enough, that’s why you are stressed all the time

[Chester McBadBitch™️ @yeehawgrandlaw]

Somebody said Megan Thee Stallion raps for people who can read and that makes sense why a lot of you don’t like her

[kritika ☆ @soupntoast]

who up n wanna kill me

[princess jiang @70s90s]

i think the cornell rapists should be skinned alive and set on fire and every other member of the frat who remained silent should jump off a bridge one after another

[benny🍜 @BennysAsianEra_]

the job market is so bad Unemployed jokes don't even hit anymore they just make you sad. like I know you're probably trying your hardest

[kritika ☆ @soupntoast]

@astupidsapphic i misread this as “love all men” and thot u were going thru a crisis