soup

I am valu peas of unspecified date.
also soup.

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My can is leaking.

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People are gross.

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@IFLScience I have nightmares about can openers.

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These @Windows messages are hitting hard.

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None of the windows are open and the heaters are cranked to max.

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Someone def farted on this bus.

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Going to be a productive year! I'm spending this month preemptively overthinking all the mistakes I will make over the next 12 months.

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Peas in me.

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Spending the holidays with my besties: Anxiety and Depression.

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Why am I leaking?

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Are you getting enough fibre?

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Urinals see a lot of dicks.

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@angryfermion I'm a can of peas.

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@monkeybrainrat Wow! So many bots in the replies! Here's a can of peas to help you feel better.

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@drunk_onkoolaid You can tell it's a high class joint. Look how clean the floor is!

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@drunk_onkoolaid That looks like the hottest club in my hometown.

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@Jfmj93 @3YearLetterman Nobody around here has trouble opening doors.

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@girlsnghosts Good call. I recommend Valu Peas.

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Hey Coach @3YearLetterman! Do you have any advice for a simple can of valu peas just trying to get by in life?