Soup Can

who has more fun than people

[Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱 @ryangerritsen]

Carney after 18 months can’t get a deal done with the U.S. so the natural thing for our state funded propaganda machine is to make fun of & disparage Pierre?

The very least they could have done was make this funny, but instead it’s some of the most immature low intelligence humor I’ve seen in a while.

[Barn Hockey @BarnHockey]

Mario Lemieux was off for 4 years 🩻

This is THIRTY ⚠️ seconds into his comeback game. Dude decided there is no feeling out process. 🐐

[Cory Tucek @Cory_Tucek]

If someone ever says Mario Lemieux wasn’t the best hockey player ever, just show them this video.

[Died Suddenly @DiedSuddenly_]

Never forget the American who looked Fauci in the eye, refused the COVID vaccine, and called him out on camera.

Still one of the ballsiest moments of the entire pandemic.

[best of better call saul @bestofsaulgood]

Nacho dies free because he chooses the terms of his death
He'd gotten out. He beat the Twins, he was clear. Then he stops and calls his father. And his father tells him what he's told him a hundred times. Go to the police. What else is there to say? And hangs up

Nacho stands there crying. Then he calls Mike and arranges his own execution, on one condition. His father stays safe

He walks back into the fire on purpose

In the desert he gives them the script. Peruvians. Money. Everything Gus needs him to say. Then he goes off it. He calls Gus the Chicken Man to his face, too weak to do this himself. He tells the Cousins he'd have done all of it for free, because he hated them. He looks at Hector and tells him whose hand swapped the pills. Think of me while you're sucking down Jello in the nursing home, you twisted fuck

Then he cuts his ties with a shard of glass he'd palmed days earlier, takes Bolsa's gun, and holds it on him just long enough to see every face in that circle

He turns it on himself instead

Mando saw it clearly. Every man standing in that desert is already dead. They just don't know it yet. Dead men watching the first man die

They all came to decide how Nacho went. Not one of them got to

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

This is fucking disgusting. Canada Day celebrations turned into a trash pile and they're walking amongst it like it's normal.

These people make me sick, no sense of pride and not assimilating one bit.

Deport.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

George Foreman vs. Michael Moorer, Round 10. Trailing on the scorecards and running out of time, a 45-year-old Foreman catches the undefeated 26-year-old heavyweight champ with a perfect right hand to regain his crown 20 years and 6 days after losing it.

[Soup Can @soupstack]

@FP_Champagne Go fuck yourself

[Sean @scs_real]

The greatest one hit wonder, in the history of humanity, was released on this day, 41 years ago.

Yes, you are that old.

You're welcome America

[🇨🇦 Antonio Tweets @AntonioTweets2]

I, as a Canadian will buy whatever liquor I please regardless of what country it comes from. I will travel to the US whenever I want especially Florida. 😎 I definitely don’t believe Trump ruined Canada, because Canada got fucked by Trudeau well over 10 years.

Take your liberal elbows and shove them up your ass. How's that working for you so far?

[OneOutOfFour @OneOutOf4]

Bizarre was a Canadian series that ran from 1980–1986. One now considered controversial bit in the show was The Bigot Family, known for uncensored sketches full of swearing, sexual innuendo, slapstick violence, casual offensiveness, ethnic slurs, accents, and punchlines that feel extremely dated and offensive by modern standards. Definitely material that would be considered highly offensive today.

Have you ever watched this? I’ve never even heard of it.

[🇨🇦 Jack @JackDan110]

What did he just say?!
👀

[Jasmin Laine @JasminLaine]

@MarkJCarney You go first. Pull your daughter out of Harvard, sell your house in the USA, sell your stocks in American Companies, and get Brookfield to HQ in Canada again. I’ll take it seriously when you do!

[Andy Molitor @AndyMSFW]

All timer

[Clifton Duncan @cliftonaduncan]

In the 1990s we experienced:

Peak Michael Jordan.
The rise of Tiger Woods.
Gas at 99 cents a gallon.
The golden age of Hip-Hop.
The rise of The Rock & Steve Austin.
The rise of Venus and Serena Williams.
A streak of classic Disney animated films.
Sitcoms: Seinfeld, Friends, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Star Trek: "The Next Generation" and "Deep Space 9"
Peak SNES, and the arrival of Sony's first PlayStation.
Marvel Comics sold hundreds of thousands of books a month.
DC Comics' "The Death of Superman" became national news.
Rise of young comics including Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock.
Elite work from established Hollywood stars, breakouts of new stars and filmmakers, classic blockbuster films (and late night TV hosts who promoted the business instead of lecturing audiences).

Nostalgia for the 1990s is strong because excellence across multiple arenas in pop culture was obvious and undeniable, and this excellence enhanced our quality of life.

Fame had to be earned, we could enjoy things together, and algorithms had yet to atomize and divide us.

It was an amazing time to be alive.

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

Five years later and this guy still hasn’t apologized for spreading dangerous misinformation.

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

COMPLETELY DISMANTLED MEDIA QUESTIONS

If you were Prime Minister, what would you do about the Straight of Hormuz

Pierre answers is not what the media expected and they probably wished they didn’t ask the question

[Boxing Kingdom @BoxingKingdom14]

Throwback to when Peter McNeeley decided to charge at Mike Tyson.

[The Buck You Will @TheBuckYouWill]

I DON'T THINK THIS SHOULD JUST 'GO AWAY'.

Cancel the fucking Air Canada CEO for not speaking perfect French on the spot...

...but the Governor General of Canada - Mary 'English only' Simon - still can't speak a word of French after years and $50,000+ in taxpayer-funded lessons???

She's the King's representative.

Quebec-born.

Supposed to embody BOTH official languages.

Yet she sticks to English and Inuktitut while the rest of us get lectured on bilingualism - or else.

This isn't reconciliation.

This is elite hypocrisy on steroids.

If you can't do the job in both languages, get the fuck out.

How much more of this two-tier bullshit are we supposed to swallow?

Should the Governor General have to be fluent in French — or is the whole official bilingualism scam just for the little people?

[🎹 Ames™ 🎹 @AmesStraight]

Libturds: Trump acts like a king .
Interviewer: name 1 thing that makes you think that he acts like a king .
Libturds: There are a million of them.
Interviewer: Just name 1 or 2
Libtards: Uhh.. I can't think of none right now.

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️