obsessed with dan and phil being like ‘you should put your photocards in your phone cases or wallets!’ meanwhile these are the photocards they’re releasing
i love when i'm writing smut and gdocs tries to tell me that I really meant to write "pulls off his dick" instead of "pulls off of his dick" like yup. thank you so much guys. I thought I wanted to write a blowjob but you're so right, that penis is getting ripped clean off instead