Dan Van

T-shirt designer, full time drinker, scribbler of gibberish. Expert dungeon master

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@LyndonMarquis I was distracted by Winona in that though

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Moira Schitt is in Home Alone? Why am I only finding this out now?

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#TheMandalorian is a trash fire

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“Always two there are, no more no less. A master and an apprentice.”

#TheMandalorian

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The highlight of today has been eating an entire packet of garibalidi biscuits.

In other news, they still make garibaldi biscuits

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@AssignableJack You’re s cock-goblin

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All those calories I burnt on my morning run have just been undone by greasy donner meat pizza of shame. All because *someone* couldn’t be arsed to fillet some mackerel

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“Mandalorian always doing sneak attack”

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Oh look, a glass of red wine just accidentally appeared in my hand....

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@KazMitch Of course. It’s when charlton Heston finds the Statue of Liberty on the beach

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The knight at the end of #IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade is all of us after lockdown

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Imagine, in this day and age, not knowing what the Wilhelm Scream is....

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Ah, the two greatest films in the history of cinema are on #iplayer - Citizen Kane and 633 Squadron

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I love the obviously fake bookshelves behind Indy in #TheLastCrusade

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@KazMitch It is a kinda badly written book though. Film is awesome, because Sean Bean & Donald Glover

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Bill, Ranvir, Clara. Obvs #Strictly2020

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@KazMitch Having to deal with the dead eyed flesh mannequin that is Tess, I’d need more than a hip flask...

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Does Shirly have a flask of gin hidden under her podium? #SCD2020

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Caroline’s sexy face makes her look like she’s about to cough up a hairball #SCD2020

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I can’t be the only person singing ‘that’s the way, at whitegates’ can I? #OldAdvertJingle #scd2020