jay🦋

she/they - 28 - sour gummy candy connoisseur - free fucking palestine - chinga la migra

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

Bruh who wanna do this with me

[lexa 🌟 @_Lexa_v]

i met with this girl on grindr a while ago and she keeps coming over and we don't even fuck usually, we just play co-op games all night then pass out.

it kinda rocks.

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

Best Naruto opening song

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

About to bartend the busiest shift I’ve worked so far cause for some reason my job celebrates Julia child’s birthday

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@mcuban Picture quality is frying me 😭

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@sh1mm3r1ngg Barrel as clothing real as fuck 😭

[Robin Lopez @rolopez42]

Biggest issue: If you're being drafted, people are saying "we want you around for 4 years" & I can't imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes.

We've seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality.

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@sh1mm3r1ngg I operated that way for a minute then decided it’s maybe actually a good thing if I’m at least aware of my balance haha

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@wrongsinatra Hehe🫶

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

#DarkWoke #BeastMode

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@wrongsinatra This person has clearly never seen any Muppets movies

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@elenaknowsball Nothing cause he’ll realize that he still has to fly lmfaoooo what a dumbass little baby grown ass man like what a joke

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@isawthebeankill Damn even in Texas I saw it opening night

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

Superstar in your own private movie, I wanted just a minor part

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@mordorxvx This dumbass got pushed out of the nba cause he’s fucking trash at basketball too

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

Wish I could go back and tell her I’m a hot girl now

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

The raging gender envy I get every time I get on this website

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@wrongsinatra I love that LOL

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

@wrongsinatra Fewer tweets have resonated more with me

[elena 🏳️‍⚧️ @elenaknowsball]

SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM TODAY

23 MINUTES
3 POINTS
1 REBOUND
2 ASSISTS
2 TOTAL SHOTS
1 FOUL

COMPLETE ASSTERCLASS😹😹✌️

[jay🦋 @sourbritejay]

Queer films give me life