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[spooky bitch @sourcandyspite]

@DarringtonPress will the coupon be available to add retroactively? I've already paid for the Nexus preorder, but my book preorder was a gift from someone else

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[spooky bitch @sourcandyspite]

@DarringtonPress oh no what if we already paid the full price on demiplane for their Hope and Fear preorder? can we get that discount retroactively as a refund or credit?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

unironically yes golf courses are evil

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

It’s time to make your own ice cream bars at home! Let me show you how to make a Ben & Jerry’s bar at home! They’re delicious and will satisfy your cravings for an ice cream bar, all while you boycott Magnum. #freebenandjerrys

[Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick]

I don’t think mainstream Dems understand just how incredibly enraged normie liberal voters are by the My Good Republican Colleagues bit and how central it is to their alienation. It’s another substanceless thing the establishment is willing to burn tons of political capital on.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

You people can't do anything

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Norway beat Israel 5-0 in the World Cup qualifiers and then donated the prize money they won to Gaza and that’s why everyone should be rooting for them.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

cracking up suddenly remembering there's a part at the end of the last harry potter where harry dunks on voldemort by deadnaming him over and over. signs and portents for those who can see

[gas station boner pill 🔞 @sapphyrnidae95]

The pope wants you 🫵🏻 to write smutty fanfic from the heart

[AquaticLettuce ⏳|📜|👑💌 @AquaticLettuce]

> Pope announces his stance against AI
> the bubble immediately starts popping
Thank god literally i guess

[john @john_wilddog]

we didn't do this for the confederates and look where we are

[Alexis Wauters, CP ⚖️🌊🇺🇲🇮🇪 @StillWauters]

@pactconsumers Facts:

[mon @ClTYOFMON]

Maybe this is controversial of me but if you see the scenes so clearly in your head but can’t get them into cohesive words that sound good, maybe you’re just not a writer lol

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[spooky bitch @sourcandyspite]

@Kirkland856404 @202accepted might I suggest a website known as Google?
https://t.co/aLNJf7NDQn