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it’s a tax joke.

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(I’m melodramatic and ended up getting everything I wanted)

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Twitter thought I may have “missed” this, and this is the impetus for fully deleting this app. Not giving the full context of the tweet because -it’s exactly what you’d expect and hate neither needs nor deserves more engagement. I’m on the other apps with the same username.

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@QueenofTacos I cackled at “heterosexuality” (as a hetero… not wrong!)

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@1dgrn @OolieJ Exactly, I think you can have that conversation. I have found that communication is harder especially with younger folks.

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@1dgrn @OolieJ I do think it’s a coaching moment. It’s fine to have plans, boundaries but sometimes client service has to come first and that means sometimes staying w/in cell service. It’s not catastrophic because you handled it, but not all clients/partners will be so understanding.

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@boomerdavis 💀💀💀💀

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@arealgdtime Called my brother for his birthday this week and my kids (almost 6 and almost 2) barely said “happy birthday” lmao I’m sorry

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Thank God my kids’ birthdays are so close together and I can do a joint party, these things are expensive

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@nkc____ 💀 when I say Kansas is a small town the size of a whole state this is the kind of thing I mean

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@lyssquire Oh no. Was it his first haircut?

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@lyssquire Oh my god I’d lose it

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Sorry for wasting our money @bonersprings

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I fully plan to get kicked out of @InningsFest for demanding @falloutboy play Spidey songs

This is not a threat

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Bernie Madoff as head of the SEC

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What kind of fuckin Reddit thread dreamed up this cabinet

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Scrooge McDuck for Treasury Secretary

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@sasscarpone Literally W almost crashed the car when I giggled at myself and said it with a straight face 😂😭

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@lyssquire Yep! The height adjusts up and down so should be able to regardless of the height of your bed. It’s a little awkward if you’re on your side and trying to pick baby up out of it but it should work the way you’re hoping!

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@SteamboatUSA And Chinese food. I should be able to pick up two pounds of food for less than $10, eat until I hate myself, and have enough for lunch the next day.