mean emu

recreational cough drop sucker

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Sometimes I just wanna be asked a ton of questions. Like about what I think about things. All sorts of things

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This aged poorly

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No worries guys I’ll be the deciding vote to turn Michigan blue

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Seeing people write with their right hand makes me feel queasy

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I like to eat my B12 in bulk

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I just vote according to whatever signs the vegan co-op across the street puts up

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From ages 22 to 24 I had the song we are young by fun stuck in my head

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Oh no I’m losing followers

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I wore a lot of socks this week

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Me likey the flippity flips of the flippity flops

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If you sneeze laying on your back in bed the sneeze falls right back into your eyes

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To clarify that was not a subtweet

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I miss subtweeting

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Rain?

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Rachel’s reading over my tweet corpus as we speak

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Eating ruffles chips right after my colonoscopy got chippy chip shards ricocheting through my empty colon echoing through the halls

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I did buy Lysol spray for the first time in my life and let’s just say things haven’t been remotely the same since

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Can you catch Covid if it goes in your ear

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Is toasted or untoasted sandwich bread harder to eat

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Time to consider I may just actually be crazy