Daniel Souritzidis

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

@ElonMuskAOC Yup

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@jimmykimmel @Everytown No… I’m pretty sure it’s national doughnut day.

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

#NewProfilePic

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

On hold with @EWRairport.. my wait time has been less than one minute for the last hour 😒

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

Officially can’t afford gas.

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.” -C.S. Lewis

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

Be honest with yourself.. no one likes turkey bacon

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

@Tully So how was it?

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@USMiniTru
WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY and IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

If looking through @zillow was a sport I would be an olympian.

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

Just saw the Jurassic World trailer… dispute the last disappointment… I’m 100% in.

[Chris Nicholas @DrChrisNicholas]

There are two types of people in the world:

considerate people and those who leave time on the microwave

[Kerry Slone(Stilettos&Shotguns) @thereal_SnS]

Official photo of
Homeland Security’s new Director of
Disinformation Governance Board:

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

Still trying to figure out if @AnnLesbyPhD’s twitter is satire.. I honestly can’t tell.

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

@elonmusk Sounds about right….

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

What he said…

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

Regardless of who owns Twitter I’m going to keep talking about:
1. Freedom is rad.
2. I love people and will fight for the innocent.
3. Children are our future and have to be protected.
4. I like doing dangerous stuff.

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

@TREXARMSKYDEX @Iraqveteran8888 @gunpolicy I’ve gained 0 so far

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

A lot of people are tweeting about how they’re gaining followers like crazy… I have like 100 and I’m pretty sure only 3 actually use Twitter #help #followme

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Fauci will probably ask the CDC to block Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter due to #COVID concerns.

[Daniel Souritzidis @Souritzidis]

The @elonmusk memes coming out of this whole thing is worth $44 billion alone.