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phd in being a bad boy they/them boriqueña bich *flies into gelatinous space* DM for insta/tumblr icon by @clouderzzz mood acct: @femmemood

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

i’m v energetic ask me anything
( D O N T I N T E R A C T)

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

what do we do about it?

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

it really does make me nervous how easily myself and others are accepting tools that will just add to mass surveillance and aid the police just because they’re marketed as cute filters or apps or new tech

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

a vanilla hose lol

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

i thought of this niche joke about hoses and wasn’t sure where to post it so here it is?

what do you call a hose with no kinks?

answer below

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

sometimes i’ll purposefully put the car ac on heat just so i could put it on cold again and feel that relief and i think that says a lot about who i am

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

There’s no reason a fish needs to be this cunt like no reason at all like why do you as a fish need an opalescent silk gown. She should be at the club.

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

it’s a special kind of love and care when the cashier sets aside your gum from your other items

[CDC @CDCgov]

NEW SALMONELLA OUTBREAK: 43 people sick in 15 states. Several brands of whole and pre-cut cantaloupe are recalled. Check for recalled products. Throw them away or return them: https://t.co/uPp1P2UcD9

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

@adidyke idek what you’re talking about LOL

[yammi @sighyam]

I am literal fucking tears. I couldn’t find one quote to disagree with; on top of that every quote just kept getting funnier and funnier

[Meghan Ball @EldritchGirl]

As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:

[✧ @northstardoll]

being perceived incorrectly

[Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus @DrTedros]

It has been a month of intense bombardment in #Gaza.

10,000 people have died. Over 4,000 of them were children.

How long will this human catastrophe last?

We urge all parties to agree to a humanitarian ceasefire and work toward lasting peace. We again call for the immediate release of the hostages.

History will judge us all by what we do to end this tragedy.

[trevy @chillextremist]

Sigh…imagine sloppy here

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

spotify shuffle on playlists is the least random thing i’ve ever accounted

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

goddess help me i’m watching house md

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

every single time mitski sings “so when i die which i must do” i always beg her “why must you???” 😩

[💕⚔️gay vampire e-bro⚔️💕 @sourkrawt]

why is the fnaf fandom like this 😭😭😭/j

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A fight breaks out at an early screening of the ‘Five Nights At Freddy's’ movie.

[Nat Geo Travel @NatGeoTravel]

An Alaskan brown bear and rainbow near Nonvianuk Lake in Katmai National Park, Alaska.