sour patch baby

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[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

my grandpa is a panda bear now?? @PohPapa

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

@BonesDrowned i taught it to myself b.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

goo-goo-ga-ga bitch.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

@PohPapa lol youd never know if i did it again 🤭. dumb grandad.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

its way past my bedtime. im under my sheets looking at my phone hoping my parents dont see. haha im such a #rebel.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

omg my first fan art. someone decided to make me out of sculpey 🤭.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

@AngryProfessor1 @bananan44211391 omg im too young for that gosh 🤮.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

how about from the middle like a sour patch kid?

[bananananana @bananan44211391]

How do you peel your banana?

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

i cant believe theyre making me, a baby, be a full time student. like i still need my nap times.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

@bananan44211391 its more exciting that way trust me 😜.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

... or maybe you could stop ruining twitter for the teenagers.

[Papa Poh @PohPapa]

I apologize for that last image. I am still trying to get the hang of this mobile device and this tweeter application that all you youngsters keep raving about.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

good morning hoes ✌🏻.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

finally going to bed... my parents caught me staying up 🙄.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

lol i just realized i talked about eating myself when earlier i said cannibalism wasn’t it. i cant make up my mind im just a #troubledteen

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

sometimes if im hungry ill just nibble on my arm. sour. then sweet. then gone.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

its storming outside and moisture ruins candy. please pray for me 🙏🏻.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

why cant my parents buy me everything i ask for 😤😤.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

people keep telling me gummy bears are better than sour patch kids. thats so offensive ugh 😤

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

im tired of my parents considering me a human but the world considering me a sour patch kid. wtf am i?

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

lol im not that ugly gosh.

[sour patch baby @sourpatchtot]

MY PARENTS LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT ME SOUR PATCH KIDS TO EAT. cannibalism aint it chief.