Caitlin Sousa

A friend told me I'm strong, impenetrable, confident, soulful, witty & hilarious. not sure what impenetrable means but my vagina is not made of steel. js.

[Ms. Nasty @OMeGan10]

If your name is Jessica from Guelph, your boyfriend Ryan (ears pierced) is sitting in the Brock library talking absolute TRASH about you to his lady companion. I'm not tryna start shit but he said you're a 6 in bed and she says he should break up with you. IM SNITCHIN

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

one of my friends is going through a rough patch with her boyfriend. every time she texts me about it, i send her a youtube link to Truth Hurts. that’s what you get for going to a single bitch for advice

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

everytime i consider moving back to my hometown, a facebook post by someone i grew up with and can’t stand pops up as the universe’s way of saying “stay the fuck where you are dumbass, there’s stupid down that way”

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

working at a new job is great until you realize it’s exactly like your old job because life is just one big cycle of Twilight Zone bullshit

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really surprised at society’s maturity level as a whole today. i haven’t seen one person post about their shitty ex for National Dog Day #MissedOpportunities

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

being an adult means accepting all the things you hated about yourself as a teen, like being overly angsty, and now hating yourself for deeper, more existential things like being a failure

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being an adult means sitting inside on a gorgeous summer day with your curtains closed so you don’t have to see the outside world and can dissociate in peace

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people with 20/20 vision will never know the struggle of trying to carefully clean eyeliner off of a contact #thestruggleisreal

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opened my balcony door to air out my apartment and now it smells like wet dog and asshole. i regret my decision #naturesmellslikeass

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"i tried to fill in my brows once. i just looked shocked. i was dead faced looking in the mirror & just looked shocked" -my sister on brows

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

🎶having fun isn't hard when you've got alcohol!🎶 fuck you thought

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

#howtosurviveworkingretail: avoid your boss' annoying emoji loaded texts by never giving him your cell number UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

my sister's view on her life post-appendectomy:

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

when your sister's nurse is a gorgeous specimen of a human being & you chose today to look like a bag of beat shit

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

watched a spanish porno at 2:30am while i waited for my sister's appendectomy surgery to be done #qualitytv #yaaas

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i love nice weather cuz all the white boys with their loud ass mufflers go for drives & it lets me know exactly who's trolling for pussy

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

how to survive working in retail: mutter "fuck you" under your breath every time a customer approaches you. or a coworker. or anyone really

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

thanks to my new neighbours, i don't need to set an alarm because their shrieking child wakes me up at 8:30 every morning! so sweet #fuck

[Caitlin Sousa @sousalous]

if girls who are size 14 & up are considered plus sized then are girls who are double 0s ghosts?