Rae

Forgotten middle child. Lesbian Power Ranger.

[BWAAP @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

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25 years old and the only person I’m ghosting is my primary care doctor

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Humbling af getting bullied by 13 year olds

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A lip pimple is truly humbling.

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Someone take pity and just abort me in my next “life.” Please and thank you.

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We love a piss corner in the parking garage.

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My job fucks me better than anyone I’ve had sex with. God damn.

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You have 2-3 business days to tell a friend you hooked up with their ex…we working on a USPS timeline out here.

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A bar with 2-ply toilet paper? Am I in Beverly Hills?

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I mean if anyone just saw me parallel park just now they would cum in their pants

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Throuples who piss together stay together #thriss

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You got to pick your blowjobs strategically.

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Stop puking in fake trees pls

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Lips so fat got me calling you Kardashian 👄 @Crab_Dip

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Snowboarding level zero

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Tastes like @FedEx

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Crostini = thicc