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@caseykfrey That's a great cat right there.

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Proud to be doing my bit to shit on the economy one dump at a time.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Do you poop or pee at work? Efficiency analysts call it “Quiet Shitting” and this millennial trend is devastating the economy.

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Don't know what his trade is, but would definitely hire.

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Just got 8 hours sleep for the first time in 6 weeks.

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Want to sleep but Ed Sheeran is forcing his way through my window, making me listen to his music.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Bruh I would be shitting my fkn pants if this happened 😭😭😭

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Garner looking class. Would be really good to see him on loan for another year in the prem.

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Vinicius is the player Rashford thinks that he is.

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Oof.

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Mental that I went all this time thinking that roll plugs were called roll plugs when actually they're 'rawl plugs'. Who knew.

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This sweet angel boy is 10 years old today.

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What's up with me, I was having to actively try not to greet at the end of The Adam Project - a film for actual weans.

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Morning, you beautiful bastards.

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Grant me the peace and serenity of the guy skateboarding down Cathcart Road with an African grey parrot riding on his shoulder.

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Poor people learning how to simply not be poor.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Minister says people should work more hours or move to a better job to protect themselves from cost of living surge https://t.co/GNeknMy17o

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Sure, you can masturbate your butt – but how do you masturbate...your heart? (Psalms 23:4)

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Happy new Kendrick day

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Waiting in the mat ward for Alice's section. Drinking coffee and eating loud snacks - all the women are giving me appreciative looks: must be glad I'm keeping my strength up.

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Absolutely wild that utd are looking at Phillips for 50 mil instead of Bissouma. Or even better - Kamara on a free.