Bryce Ryder

2 friends enjoying ourselves and each other

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Where would the world b is there were bidets everywhere?

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Why do I have a memory in my head of watching Raptors 905 win the championship

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What are the odds that drymond green kicks Lebron in the ball this series

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Clay Thompson reminds me of myself when I shoot it from the elbow

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Currently on a plane. Whaaaaaaaaat

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@fasc1nate I wish I could have this done on my balls

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Wow is Mariah Carey not on the cover of her own Christmas album?

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I don’t fully understand what truffle infused means. And I think any average American can agree

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Snowboarding was invented in the mid 60s. Not so hot take, I think that snowboard is a faster growing sport than lacrosse

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What’s the vest equivalent for your legs. Speedo? This is what was keeping me up last night

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Would you rather be a wine sommelier or tequila sommelier?

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Chipotle is disappointing sometimes and that’s just life

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PENaldo did it again

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I wonder how much cumulatively I will be sitting on the toilet tomorrow. Add ling of the beer sharts, thanksgiving food, and hiding from relatives. The line has to be 2.5

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@barstoolsports Need those shorts

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I’ll never be the basketball player I was in 8th ever again #keeptheguardskills #backupcenter

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How many time do you think your mom said “I have to go run errands” when she really just wanted to say “PUNT”

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Was watching the movie how to lose a guy in 10 days last night. Only got to day 7 though

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You know what’s cool? A nice sweater