Natalie Bateman

Married to @KingoftheAbs| Mother of three | Retired Wrestler (RP ACCOUNT)

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

#OOC So yeah. Am I next to get threatened with violence for criticizing the fed that isn't worthy of being named because it's supposedly sterling reputation is anything but?

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

#OOC Just as pathetic as insisting your staff remain anonymous--even to each other!--lest anyone else be able to take credit for the work you DON'T do.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

#OOC Just as pathetic as promoting a plagiarist to staff instead of enforcing your rules.

Just as pathetic as not lifting a fucking finger to help your staff while heaping more and more ideas (and hence, work) onto them.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

#OOC It's not noble to threaten to physically fight people who bash someone that is a known liar and hypocrite. It's not noble to threaten that shit /period/. You know what it is?

It's pathetic.

Just as pathetic as guilt-tripping your supposed 'friend' into staying around,

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

#OOC I was staff for six months there, and in those six months, I bore witness to so much bullshit that it could fertilize every single acre of farmland in all of Pennsylvania if it was made physical.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

#OOC Watching people who were screwed over repeatedly, both as handlers and as staff, defending the fed that did it just... wow. /Wow/. Jesus fuck, am I glad I burned that bridge.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@the_last_1_left @WarpDriveDragon #OOC Or caused a divorce, for that matter?

-Chinhands.-

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@the_last_1_left @WarpDriveDragon #OOC When have I ever faked my death? o.O

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@GeorgieRRC @GoddamnBateman @RSGLemke @AMCar998 #OOC Aaah, gotcha.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@BizADFJ It just means they'll take no prisoners, and that honestly suits me just fine. :)

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@GoddamnBateman @ViviRobichaud Besides, who's to say I don't buy them so you put them on without knowing, only to tell you so you take them off?

...I mean, not that I would do such a thing.

#Ahem

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

I wonder, though, if any of the other mothers on my timeline have had to deal with--or if it's just me on account of who I'm married to. My 3-year-old daughter looked at someone else's purse today and said, "Knock offs... gross."

I'm blaming @GoddamnBateman for this one.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@GoddamnBateman @ViviRobichaud Because price isn't the only determining factor to quality, dear. Besides, it's comfortable.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@ViviRobichaud @GoddamnBateman But they do endorsement deals, same as any other fashion house--and while I'm good enough looking, her father is probably the most attractive person on the face of the planet. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't wind up going into fashion.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@GoddamnBateman @ViviRobichaud ...ahm, dear? Love of my life? Dearest husband and father of my children?

You're wearing Old Navy right now.

Shush.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@ViviRobichaud @GoddamnBateman I'm honestly wondering if a couture fund would be more prudent than a college fund, at this point.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@ViviRobichaud @GoddamnBateman Leah's first word was 'Dada', with 'Mama' second. Her third was 'Neenee'--that's what she called her older brother. Her fourth?

'Armani'.

I think I'm doomed.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@BizADFJ That's the best we can do, sugah--try to raise little ones that can steer the future in the right direction.

[Natalie Bateman @SouthernClosure]

@GoddamnBateman @GeorgieRRC @RSGLemke @AMCar998 #OOC Ohh, okay. I didn't know he wasn't one of Cindy's characters, TBH.