@PapiTrumpo Someone needs to investigate the Secret Service because apparently they aren’t doing their job. There is no way it should have taken them that long to move.
Do NOT let this fade.
Keep the pressure on.
Ilhan Omar and Ahmed Nur Said Elmi’s (Omar’s BROTHER) marriage certificate.
This incestuous SICKO married her full blood brother to skirt immigration laws.
Denaturalize and deport her.
@MrWhiteMAGA Sometimes women do drastic things to get your attention. The world has demasculted men to the point that we get aggressive to get y’all to man up and handle your business. 🤷🏼♀️
What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.
12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.
12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.
12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.
12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”
12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.
1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.
8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.
Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.
You’ve earned it.
Feeling thankful. 💩🙏
At this point in our country I believe we will have to go back to public punishments when people are found guilty of these horrific crimes of murder and some other crimes ( crimes against children and other helpless individuals).
@HustleBitch_ Although no one is happy that the person or persons who did this horrific act are not in custody yet. We have to let them do their investigation. They can’t release any evidence that could possibly cause a mistrial.
Trump is about to order the US military to deploy to 19 US states. US troops ordered to stop crime and given no further instruction than to walk around trying to find it. The President needs either cooperation from governors or a legal justification under the Insurrection Act to push past state authority.
Permanent control over a state or city without consent? Constitutionally almost impossible without Congress and the courts backing him.
The FDA just approved a long-acting drug to protect dogs against fleas and ticks.
"As a veterinarian, I find this new drug deeply concerning."
"Injecting a pesticide into your dog that lasts a full year is a 12 month gamble with your dog's nervous system."
"We already have documented seizures, tremors, even fatalities from drugs in this class."