Crash Cash

Quotes from the southern pineapple household.

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"The worlds worst frozen yogurt shack! Soft Cervix, it's the best period! But stay away from the blood orange"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"Rise my cookies! RISE!"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"In the future when we eat pills for food and nutrients will we poop?"
#deepspacetravel #blessed #brunchthugs #yesimsober

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

How to clean a toaster:
Shake the shit out of it like a baby.
#brunchthugs #blessed #hashtag #imgoingtohellforthis

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"It's like The Matrix and Inception in my brain all at once"
"Where did you get pudding!?!?!?"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

*20 minute discussion on why spike became good in BtVS*
"Is this how you guys feel when I talk about Russian History"
*in unison* "Yes"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

We found the missing shot glass!

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

It's been a week so I can post this now #holdthedoor

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

We don't want to feel his wrath....

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"Westeros? You mean INCESTEROS"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"That's "new one eye" also immediately former "new one eye"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"Look at you! Laid up and still getting laid!"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"And we shall call you Sundown Dickrock"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

Sean does our Charlie work.

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"Tiny hotdogs are notoriously litigious and perfidious" #weloveyouthom #brunchthugs #therealhotdogsofcommack #blessed #gamergate #warlord

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"Is basic like the n-word but for females?"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"I'm a cosmopolitan filth monger! Wait.. Not a monger.. What's the opposite of monger?"

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"Hasn't he seen porn since 2015? It's all about rosebudding now" "How do you know what that is?" "I'm a distinguished NYC pervert."

[Crash Cash @southernpineapp]

"Look for the dick fairy! Just find the hardest tree in the forest!"