“This Whole Thing Smacks Of Goddesses,” i holler as I overturn my franchise’s done-to-death light vs dark narrative and turn the Legend of Zelda into the Legend of Ganondorf
Yes when you’re born in TX your parents cannot choose your middle name.
If TRUCKS is not on your birth certificate you must live elsewhere until you’re a legal adult and can try to earn the right to return by staying on a bucking bull long enough to finish a 6pack of Lone Star.