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drew barrymore fan page (they/he)

[sam 👍🏻 @soverhauser]

i love looking eccentric but i hate being perceived

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

they do not give a fuck omg

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

Unbelievable that these stupid fucking Americans are crying because a bunch of singers won’t endorse the coconut tree holocaust lady. Your country is evil and everybody on planet earth thinks you are psychotically deranged because you treat politicians like they are your parents

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

the authorities removing me from the Whole Foods olive bar

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sorry my room's a mess i got ready to go out one time seven months ago

[orbeez god @orbeezgod]

Almonds is wood

[faith @girlcel_]

no i don't "have a type". curly haired people just have mind control powers. why else do you think they have so many swirls in their hair, duh

[PimpinPain @skinp1cker]

They should invent a city where u and all ur friends live in at the same time

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again

[sean @SKINNYGlRL]

i feel exactly like this pic today

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“You’re overdressed” Okay! Did you know we literally just have one wild & precious life?

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

[latke @latkedelrey]

some of you don gay apparel all year round

[abby govindan @abbygov]

when someone whom I love and cherish is 32 they are young and hip and cool and beautiful but when someone who is mean to me is 32 they need to go start a family

[clare @sadderlizards]

how your email finds me