Lex Sanchez

She/he/they. 30. Scorpio.

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

me: do you KNOW what king shark has??
holden: uhh two dicks?
me: TWO FUCKING FAT COCKS

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

@yellowdaredeviI @LauraBaileyVO 10000%

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

One day I'm going to be so over stimulated that I scream and be so fucking mean and then everybody is gonna be like "🥺why are u acting like this"

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

@Danielle0903 Hope everything goes as smooth as possible!!

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

I can't remember who but somebody made me doubt that I had chicken pox but I just realized I have chicken pox scars oh my god

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

Being pregnant is just having one never ending stream of pee

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

I'm really close to joining the club where all mothers call each other "mama." I told myself I wasn't going to do it and almost typed it in a thank you message without thinking. Yikes

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

@yellowdaredeviI @Variety YEEEEEEEEEEE

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

I'm trying to convince my managers that we should all go to the haunted museum as a team building activity after I squeeze out this baby

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

Do u ever just look at ur plump lil dog and feel like this : 🥰🥰🥰

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[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

I did not have to take my pants off at the OB. It is the little things 🥰

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

I did it, fellas. I gave in and bought a pregnancy pillow. No amount of single pillows will stop me from rolling into my back and I am in pain 🙃

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

@Madnykole Karen does it too!!!

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

Sometimes i get war flashbacks to my dad saying "work smarter, not harder honey" when I'm struggling with smth simple

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

The problem with having a degree in baking is that I am just a bread and dessert snob now. I didn't use it for anything else.

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

What is it about protein that makes me gassy as a mf

[Lex Sanchez @sovietdeatharm]

Boy I wish I had bought a squatty potty sooner. This is great.

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