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[a @Sovn_]

https://t.co/PyxbYThlvS
Vote for her. She needs to make her own money.

[#MOTH3R ⭐️ @ilovenostaIgia]

genuinely sol is one of the dumbest btches i’ve ever seen on tv in a while

[ً @iTalkShxtt]

“Mama a liar”
“Mama don’t got receipts”
#LoveislandUSA

[donny ੈ✩‧₊˚ @camcmrns]

“Mama’s a liar” MELANIE AND THE GIRLS CLOCKED HER LIES 😭 IM SCREAMING- #loveislandusa

[‏ً @itsnwts]

It’s just the same way your hairline is receding and I know you wanted to have hair. It’s not in our personal control. I hope that helps.

[cecilia @hagsplaining]

i’ll never forget abc promos hyping up this line like ‘these 9 words are gonna gag you’ and then it aired and we were in fact gagged

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i played Juliet in high school & morning after opening night, I came late to 2nd period and my teacher was like “ooh are you too big a STAR now to show up ON TIME for American History?” and I got to be like “my grandma died this morning.”
helped w my grief tbh

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

this is so messy omfg LMFAOOOOOOOO

[jolt @meltborne]

“you… i’m not even talking to you” melanie was about to cuss dylan clean out cause why are you constantly in women business😭 #loveislandusa

[☆ @ctrlamyrah]

melanie telling that fuck nigga dylan to shut his ass up and stay out of women’s business

[terra @terrafically]

a while ago i was turned down by a gorgeous man. he said his main reason was that i looked too much like a younger version of his mom. it was chill. we remained friends. no big deal at all. today we were hanging out and i asked if i could see a picture of his mom and... YEAH LMAO

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

He’s correct this is a college freshman.

[Turtlesong Farm @TurtlesongFarm]

Let me get this straight: this small donkey saw intruders enter his pasture AT MIDNIGHT without his owner. He approached them braying, because that's what donkeys do when they are telling you politely that they think you have the wrong pasture. And the cops shot him dead

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Asked a kid what his favorite Toy Story character is and he said the iPad

[leci. @lecij_]

thank you for tweeting this. I enjoyed reading it so much.

[clover 🍀 @avaluciarevilla]

i got bullied for seeming gay until bro found out i was actually gay so he apologized cause homophobia isn’t cool then said he’s bully me for being autistic instead but that i should let him know if i ever got a formal diagnosis so he could find something else

[★ bri ★ @WhoopyGushion]

“name a word that comes after pork”

“cupine.”

[V @ved1024]

I don’t post photos from recognizable places until after I’ve left. And please, don’t be like the asshole in my DMs swearing at me because he drove there and couldn’t track me down to buy me a drink two minutes after I posted.

It's not flattering. It’s weird, invasive, and creepy.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This will be used for reasons unrelated to this football team for a long time.

[Ṡäṛäḧ ḊïṪöċċö @coheedislove]

I got a card with $300 in it from an Aunt. Haven't seen her in yrs. I called her up to say thank you and ask what it was for and she said a late wedding gift.

Ive been divorced 8 yrs. LOL

Sick! Thank you

[hollander & haas advocacia @antialuno]

acho q minhas alunas do oitavo ano me shippam com o prof de artes
hj elas chegaram na sala bem assim "professora vc conhece o professor fulano????? vcs tem uma tatuagem muito parecida" com exatamente essa expressão aqui